Jimmy's Best One Liners, Jimmy Carr
Q: What did the midget say when I asked him for a dollar? See more of Tomlin's JOKE PAGE on Facebook. Log In I use to date a midget, I was nuts over her! "No," says Mother Superior, "I don't have any midget nuns here at the convent". and said: "See, it's as I told you all along, you've been dating a penguin.